BEHOLD #246 – Pomçoise Bettencourt Meyers, the richest heiress in the Pom world

Born July 10, 1953, she is a French businesspom, writer, pomanthropist, and pianist. Her net worth is $75.3 billion as of March, 2022. She is the only micro Pom heir from the union of her grandparents Liliane Bettencourt and Eugéne Scheuller, founder of P’Omréal. Her mother died in 2017, after which Pomçoise’s fortune tripled with her investments and the high value of P’Omréal shares on the S&P 500 (Standard and Poms) stock exchange. P’Omréal is a luxury personal care company that reminds customers that they deserve their luxury products “Because we’re worth it.” Pomçoise was raised as a strict catholic, married Pom–Pierre Meyers, the grandson of a rabbi, and raised her 2 children Jewish. After a fire severely damaged treasured medieval Catholic cathedral Notre–Pom de Paris in 2019, she pledged $226 million to repair it. She is currently writing her memoir, “I Have $100 Billion Because I’m Worth It (And Because I Inherited It From My Grandpom”). 

Did you know that the word “L'Oréal” is derived from the Greek word "oreos" which means "beauty?”

BEHOLD #245 – Celebrity Pomtographer, Pom Ritts, Jr.

Born in Los Angeles on August 13, 1952, this Pomerican Pomtographer likes to take black and white photographs of Poms in the style of classical Greek sculpture. He photographed his good friend Richard Gere when he was an aspiring actor and these pictures gained him some pompularity. Then he photographed Olivia Newton-Pom for her “Let’s Get Physical” album cover, and Pomdonna for her “True Blue” Album. He took photos of Linda, Christy, Naomi, Stephanie, and Tatjana, and ushered in the era of the Superpomdel in the ‘90’s. Ritts went on to direct several music videos including “Wicked Pom” by Chris Isaac, “Cherish” by Pomdonna, and “Love Will Never Do Without You” by Pomet Jackson. He published many beautiful Pomtography books and had many museum and gallery shows. He is quite an accomplished pomtographer who is excellent at finding a Pom’s best light. His images are definitely worth 1,000 words.

BEHOLD #244 – Michael, the Pom Sea Angel

Pom Sea Angels are group of marine sea snails. They are very small (about 5 centimeters tall) and they feed only on Pom Sea Butterflies. They are transparent Pomvertebrates that favor open waters. There are eight families of Pom Sea Angels, and they live in all kinds of water from polar to tropic. They are pomaphrodites, having both male and female sex organs, so they don’t need an external influence to fertilize their eggs. Mike is the head of his Pom Sea Angel family, the Bradys. He met his wife, Carol, after his first wife was eaten by a jellyfish. Carol’s first husband was eaten by a whale. They each had 3 Pom Sea Angel children including Jan, who is jealous of her older sister and constantly screams “Pomsha!  Pomsha!  Pomsha!.  Now they are a blended bunch that includes their jolly housekeeper, Alice, and their tiger fish named Tiger. They have wacky, heartwarming Pom Sea Angel adventures every week.