POM 365 + Bonus Poms

He needs five arms so he can carry all of the wealth bestowed upon him by the universe. His giant smile is enhanced by his giant veneers...

He loves truffle oil on his double crab rolls and hanging out with his best fish buds, Stay, Drink, and Place. Why do they perch on his...

He loves his conversations with the owls, dragons, and ancient trees in the Forrest of Eternal Nothingness. He also loves doing mushrooms...

Today Percy feels like a peacock. Tomorrow she might feel like Penelope the peahen. His pronouns are cock, hen, and they. (And she/her,...

He likes his wine coolers shaken, not stirred. After defeating his nemesis, Goldthumber, he likes to celebrate by taking his ladies to...

Since her eyes are bigger than her stomach, she loves entering eating contests. She is a professional competitive eater who recently came...

He has 24 eyes - 6 on each of his 4 sides. And 4 stocks with hundreds of tentacles that unleash venom. Sometimes I wish I had many, many...

She changed her name to Princess Aurora after spending a weekend tuned in, turned on, and dropped out with Timothy Leary. After repeating...

She owns a flower shop and likes to hang out at the Regal Seagull. She is always having wacky misunderstandings with her two roommates,...

He is a poetry fish and he spouts profound rhymes (and water): “We are all minnows in life Trying to avoid strife Swimming upstream in a...

She appears when one’s Orange sacral chakra is activated. She symbolizes creativity and sexual energy. Therefore, she loves to create...

Her life took a turn when she became a teenager, outgrew her role, and lost her show. After partying and walking around half unpeeled for...

She is a direct descendant of the Delilah-Cortez’s of Barcelona. Since she is a bright red person, she vacations in Canada during the...

His ratio of pom poms to charm is golden, and he loves doing algebra while waiting for his keto cookies to bake. He is a true renaissance...

He loves to play Game of Moans – “Oh my back, oh my foot, oh my toenail fell off, oh whyyyy?” He thinks it’s hilarious and enjoys...

She loves jamming with her band, The Evolution, and shopping at second hand stores. She doesn’t have much time to chat because she is in...

He is always puckered up and ready to make out (consensually, of course). His idol is Richard Dawson, host of Family Feud (1976-1985,...

Since his arms are growing out of his ears and he has earrings on his gloves. He enjoys touring with the Harlem Globetrotters and makes...

He loves a roll in the hay (or rabbit-safe litter) and multiplying. He is currently on a health kick, cutting out carbs and processed...

He is a magic, micro-monster who could only see the color green, until, one day, he was struck by lightening ⚡️Now, he can see ALL the...