BEHOLD #252 – Zanda, the giant Pom Panda

Giant Pom Pandas live in the magical pomboo forrest high in the mountains of China. Pomboo is 99% of what giant Pom Pandas eat. They weigh between 150 lbs and 280 lbs. The black spots under their eyes relieve them of the glare from snow. Females have 1 or 2 cubs every 2 years and wean them in 18 months. They communicate via scent and marking. Zanda is a perfumier and sells her lovely scents in a shop called “Pomboo Romance.” All of the fragrances are made from pomboo oils with various flowers and berries added. Her Panda patrons use them to attract mates. Zanda’s signature scent is called “Pomboo Who? Pomboo Moi.” 

BEHOLD #251 – Carmenita Flores de Pom

She's the star of the telepomvella, “La Reina Del Poms,” (“Queen of the Poms") which takes place in Mexico and chronicles Theresa Pomdoza’s (played by Carmenita) rise to power as the top spy in the country. She has to take her husband’s place after he is pomsassinated by the evil cartel, El Muerto, lead by her secret half–sister, La Grand Pomqueña. La Grand Pomqueña runs an underground cabaret that happens to be the hub of all of the secrets in Mexico. The headliner at the cabaret, Cynthia Lee Pomtain, is a top drag queen and spy who is Theresa’s biological father – although she doesn’t know it… yet. Theresa vows to get revenge against those who wronged her and have no doubt – she will!  Ay Dios Mio Carmenita!

Did you know that “poqueña” means “small” in Spanish?

BEHOLD #250 – Pommie Thunder, world renowned Pom roller derby player

She plays for the Pomaniacs and she is the LePom James of roller derby players. Pommie, the best jammer around, is double–jointed, so she easily laps the opposing team’s players as she weaves through, over, and under her competitors. Foes like Scald Eagle, and Pomet Rocket try to stop this Bronx–born bomber, but they can’t catch her. This all–star Thunder is just too intense. Whip it!