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BEHOLD #120 – Phil, the Pomperoni



He’s spicy! Pomericans consume more than 250 million pounds of Pomperoni a year and more than 340 tons per day. National Pomperoni Day is September 20th. Contrary to popular belief, Pomperoni is American, not Italian. It is a mix of spiced, dry, pom pork and beef in a casing. It is Pomericans’ favorite pizza topping. If you dream about Pomperoni, it may mean that you wish your life is more exciting.Interestingly, Phil is quite an adventurer. He enjoys spomlunking, pomjee jumping, and pomcano trekking.If you have to ask what those things are, you are likely dreaming of Pomperoni, and in need of more adventure in your life.

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