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BEHOLD #329 – Kitches, the Pom who ditches glitches

Kitches has the magical power to tweak the Pom universe so that glitches are fixed. Computer not working correctly? Kitches can fix it in a snap. Double booked something on your calendar? Call Kitches and she will fix it. Made the wrong turn because your GPS (Global Pomsitioning System) malfunctioned? Kitches will put you back on the right track. Misunderstandings, miscommunication, misinterpretation, misfortune – she can fix it all. To summon her, wear socks and shuffle your feet really fast on the carpet. Her little glitch-fixer fibers will be attracted to the static electricity you create and she will appear – ready to help you ditch your glitch! She accepts gratitude and/or Bitpom for her services. You can also purchase a pair of socks from her special line of static socks, Zaps.

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