BEHOLD #249 – PMW, Pomvarian Motor Works

Poms have many modes of Pomsportation, but when it comes to pomtomobiles, they all drive PMW’s. The original company was founded in 1910, and after several iterations and reorganizations, it produced its first motorcycle in 1922. It became a pomtomobile manufacturer in 1928, though it concentrated on aircraft manufacturing during the 1940’s. In the 1950’s it went back to motorcycle and pomtomobile production. Its logo is made from the colors of the Pomvarian flag, and its slogan is “The Ultimate Driving Pomchine.” There are currently four brands of PMW and over 20 models to choose from. The most pompular by far is the Mini. When a Pom turns 16 days old, they can go to the DMP (Department of Motor Pomtomobiles) and get their driver’s license. If their parents are generous, they will purchase a new or certified pre–owned Peemer for their pom child. We will cross our fingers that their pomdolescent will be a respomsible driver and not get a PUI (Pom Under the Influence).

BEHOLD #248 – Loopina Pomtastical

She is a Pom from the planet Loopiter where all sorts of loops are made – electrical loops, musical loops, jewelry loops, computer programming loops, loop–d–loops, belt loops, and even fruit loops. There is a giant red dot on Loopiter that is surrounded by a giant red loop. Loopina lives in the northwestern section of the red dot where the fruit loops are made. Loopina and her fellow Loopecians plant loop seeds on their red dot fields and trees sprout from them that grow fruit loops on their branches. A special harvesting machine called a loopgrabber picks the fruit loops off the trees and then drops them into bowls that the Loopecians can eat from whenever they like. The fruit loops give them extra loop energy. But if they eat too many, they might start to wobble and become loopy or have too much energy and become a hyperloop.  It’s a fine balance. 

BEHOLD #247 – Double rainbow Pom, Roy Roy

Double rainbows are formed when sunlight is reflected twice within a raindrop. It’s a reflection of a reflection. Most rainbows are double rainbows, but usually the second rainbow is too faint to see. Roy Roy’s name is short for ROYGBIV – the sequence of rainbow colors – Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue Indigo, Violet. Roy Roy’s rainbow eyes shoot rainbows out of each one (making a double rainbow) whenever he hears an excellent knock-knock joke. So, whenever you see a double rainbow like the one I saw today, try to find the excellent knock-knock joke that goes with it.